[Intro]
Once upon a time, not so long ago
[Verse 1]
A handsome prince went for a walk
Needs someone wifelike, he’s down on his luck
It’s tough, no muff
Rapunzel’s in a tower all day
Never had a man, she’s never got to make sweet love
Mmm, sweet love!
[Pre-Chorus]
She said ‘We gotta brainstorm, I have a thought
You should come on up here, it’ll be super hot
We’ll use my tresses but can’t get caught at love
Let’s make a wet spot!’
[Chorus]
Whoa, he took the dare
Whoa-oh, climbin’ up her hair!
No other way because there’s no stairs
Whoa-oh, probably an error!
[Verse 2]
But the prince wasn’t a jock
Now he’s discoverin’ scaling up sheer rock is tough
Ooh so tough
Should’ve got his gal to belay
When she sees his plight, the prince whispers
“This was a bad play
My bae!”
[Pre-chorus]
He couldn’t hold on like he thought
It might’ve made a difference if her hair was in knots
Won’t meet his lover, he’s in a tough spot for love
It all was for naught!
[Chorus]
Whoa, he’s halfway there
Whoa-oh, fallin’ through midair!
Final thought was there’s women elsewhere
Whoa-oh, dyin’ in despair!
Dyin’ in despair…
[Guitar solo]
*With apologies to Richie Sambora, Tico Torres, Alec John Such, David Bryan, and Jon Bon Jovi.
My Bae! 🤣🤣🤣🏆🧡